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 Published 15 November de 2002 at 12:10:39    

Hi, I have created this page RISOTERAPIA for those who want, do them the jokes here may know about Opus.



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 Published 31 January de 2003 at 21:50:37    

Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja jajas thousand more.
Cabernet, great adaptation!, I had not dared to mix the Opus in the disappearance of anyone, but all things considered, the end of the day is a joke.
I do not remember as is the onomatopoeia of applause, perhaps: clap, clap, clap, if not, date of applause.
Un abrazo

 
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 Published 02 February de 2003 at 09:52:12    

Sign Evaristo who run the bakery closing nuns, charged with buying two hair shirts, one for himself and one for Berto just beep. At that moment, a retired policeman, who helps nuns attending at the shop, is serving a client. - What do you want? he asks.
"If you have milk, put me a quart.
Seeing our hero that there does not sell products that are in sight, he wondered if they also sell eggs.
Meanwhile, the man gives the milk to the woman, charged and then goes to Evaristo. - What do you want?
"Give me two sackcloth and if you have put me a dozen eggs.
And Evaristo leaves the store with a dozen hair shirts.

 
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 Published 02 February de 2003 at 18:49:10    

Enter a numerary in a hardware store and says, "Please give me a trap that I have to quickly catch the bus to Torreciudad.
To which the ironmonger replied: "Sorry but we do not have as large.

 
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 Published 04 February de 2003 at 23:41:32    

A numerary named Nic walks past a store, read the poster that is in your showcase and penetrates inside.
"Hi," says the clerk.
"Hi, can you give ....
'Well, my name is Nic although sometimes they call me invited, other cash and other of everything, in short, the point is that I had the great good fortune to meet Don Alvaro del Portillo, successor of the founder of Opus Dei, and Sometimes I'm supernumerary and care to very young children, to instill from an early age the spirit of sackcloth and disciplines, and sometimes I'm just a guest that although it has belonged to Opus wants like the most beautiful thing that gave birth mother rather, father, y. ..
"Hey, but why me all this? asks the owner of the photo shop.
"I interrupt," says Nic, who have been here only a few minutes and put in the window: between and disclosing your roll in an hour.

 
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 Published 05 February de 2003 at 02:21:10    

Very good the last Amapola.
Saludos
 
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 Published 06 February de 2003 at 23:06:02    

MESSAGE TO ALL Forero: all the forums we are filling with people coming to boycott. Clearly they are members or sympathizers of Opus Dei. They note the uncritical repetition of slogans, come or not to tell, and the lack of capacity for dialogue. Do you realize how easily it spread disqualifications?
Do not make them propose that IF or respond.
THE MODERATOR: Please, moderates. Delete the messages from this rabble. I do not mean those who disagree, even those who extol the Opus Dei. Deletes the boycotters, to insult, to the irrational, the childlike and uncompromising. If not, you'll be left without a forum, I have stolen the Opus. And what will happy in the circle next get-together.
 
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 Published 08 February de 2003 at 02:30:53    


- You touch my dick? (one specie to another)
- Wait, I ask the manager !!!!!!
 
 
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