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Hi, I have created this page RISOTERAPIA for those who want, do them the jokes here may know about Opus.
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15 January de 2003 at 10:07:55
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Evaristo came to Rome to Univ, with others of the center and one of San Rafael, and passing through the Roman Forum tells the principal
- Joer, what is it broken and disordered. Administration will be warned to be collected.
(What Evaristo random-name-is a literary license to customize the action and give greater emphasis to the story. Please, I was angry that nobody). |
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Well na, who were three, one of mechanics FP Opus and another one of informatica in a car and bang the car breaks down.
Watch we will have to change the lighting. No, I think the best thing is that we let a few Hail Marys .. He says the opus and not bother you because we do not leave and re-enter.
Well that's a joke a bit complicated |
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21 January de 2003 at 17:15:45
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Evaristo meets a friend on the train who was reading a book, and asks:
- What book are you reading?
And his friend replies
- The New Testament. Do you want to borrow it?
And Evaristo says:
- Well, first consult with my manager would not be who is in the Index of Forbidden Books of the Work. |
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21 January de 2003 at 18:12:48
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Evaristo enters the confessional, for the mistake thinking that the priest was of the work (when in fact he was not). She kneels, and says:
- Pax
And the priest replied:
- Et cum spiritu tuo, son. |
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22 January de 2003 at 00:12:53
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buenisimos two jokes:
Poppy the father who spits on the balloons and the cabernet of balls
I congratulate you!
seguid asi!
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22 January de 2003 at 17:37:32
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"Hello, good, and I'm Paraguayan Opus come to me.
- For What?
-Paraguay.
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22 January de 2003 at 18:51:29
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With respect to her, I advise you see the answer to Iggy to a Guest who writes to Nick in "let us help between OD"  |
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22 January de 2003 at 21:13:06
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He met the Local Council and deputy says
- God told me to buy a new van.
And the director replied:
- I have not told you that.
(Os podías reir un poco, aunque pa' disimular) |
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22 January de 2003 at 21:48:12
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After this exhibition of tacky humor, I tell you something that is true, but real truth, which is that the best joke I wrote about Opus (rather you drew) the genial Forges some time ago. The cartoon represents the typical desert island, which has given rise to many jokes by the same author, and she is both "Marian" in plan for castaways. The island is about to rescue a canoe with several sailors willing to effect the rescue, but one of his fellow castaways asks: How did you know are not the Opus?
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22 January de 2003 at 22:12:10
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Evaristo Evaristo, no te pases de listo.
Even the jokes you tell, is that the others have invented. A little more imagination, joooooooooooooooooooooooooder !!! |
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23 January de 2003 at 10:08:36
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Cabernet, I must admit in all honesty, that while some of those who tell jokes are mine, of my invention, others (most) are adaptations. Will clarify this because I found a little unfair that you meddle with Evaristo and that all he wanted was to make us laugh. Never mind that the jokes are not yourself, enough to have the intent that another person have a good time laughing at the joke of the story.
Take your family to tell you that I have a good time, they are resourceful, I laughed a lot with the Christmas tree.
A hug
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"I have a problem," says a single supernumerary his neighbor, is that as the day is coming All Saints, I have to paint the niche of my parents but my director told me I have to go tomorrow to Torreciudad spend 15 days of cohabitation.
"Do not worry," says the neighbor, I'll paint and when you step back the bill for what the cost of painting, work, and you're poor, you do not get paid.
Remain so, and when the supernumerary going back home to his neighbor to pay him properly.
"They say five hundred thousand pesetas it.
At Opus gives you a dizzy spell, and when she comes to, question - But how can cost as much paint for a niche?
"Because as I said which was the parent, I had to paint the entire cemetery.
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28 January de 2003 at 18:51:17
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Berto was going down the street and encounters a temporary friend. They say hello and ask Berto - How is your son John?
"Well," says the other.
- And your son Charles?
"Well.
- And your daughter Laura?
"Well.
And your daughter Maria Carmen?
"Well.
- And your son Andrew?
"Well.
- And your daughter Rosa?
"Well.
And ... What is Pilar?
-Remove the hairs one by one.
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30 January de 2003 at 12:03:04
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In the parish of San Gervasio and Protasio the Child Jesus with the ball of the World and the Scepter of Bosses, had a new priest who wanted to be Added in Opus Dei, so we were looking at several months and one day he appeared before a bishop of the Work to tell why he was not admitted among his people:
"Well, you wear jeans ..., has a pass. That also uses liners jaguayanas "..., can endure. You wear an earring in his ear ... you will strip. You pick up the hair in a ponytail ... because that's going to do. Now that Easter put a poster in the church with the sign: "Closed due to death of the chief's son that's no excuse "..., St. Josemaria.
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31 January de 2003 at 18:11:50
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The trick now will read I have not been able to adapt to the subject: "Jokes about Opus Dei, but it's great and I can not tell thee.
It turns out that Bush will visit a school, surrounded by bodyguards, and after his rousing speech on the American virtues, opens the conference and a child raises his finger and says: "My name is Jimmy and I have three questions: Why what falsified the elections? Why not avoid the catastrophe of September 11? Why do you want to wage war against Iraq? ". When the president prepares to answer the bell rings for recess and leave the children in the classroom.
In return, Bush said: "Let us continue the discussion. Does anyone have any other questions? ". Then he lifts a voice saying: "My name is Tommy, and I do all three questions above, add two more: why recess bell rang twenty minutes before your time? And above all where is Jimmy?.
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31 January de 2003 at 20:42:53
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The Prelate of Opus is in conversation with their children (spiritual) in the Univ, surrounded by his custodes, after a fiery speech on the virtues of Opus and its god-founder, opened the symposium and a young man raises his finger cash and says:
- Father, my name is Jimmy and I wish I have three questions: How do I coerce a friend of mine who does not beep, What can I do to continue hiding my parents that I am the Opus, because they do not understand anything?, Is true that my brother's "blood" is mentally retarded because of the sexual sins of my parents?
When ready to answer Echevarría, Fernando Ocariz says "let's pray the Angelus. All approach the image of the Madonna beneath the arches of the courtyard Cavabianca.
A return to the place of the gathering, the bishop says, "Let us continue. Any more questions?".
Then rises a voice saying:
- Father, I am Tommy and I would ask five questions. How do I coerce a friend of mine who does not beep, What can I do to continue hiding my parents that I am the Opus, because they do not understand anything?, Is it true that the brother of blood "Jimmy is poor mental because of the sexual sins of my parents? Why have we prayed the Angelus at 17:00 hours? And above all, where is Jimmy?
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