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Hi, I have created this page RISOTERAPIA for those who want, do them the jokes here may know about Opus.
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From the "blackout" can not go into my publications to correct errors, not that cognac has gone but my password is not accepted.
So I note here that in the joke of the numerary assistant, where it says "an egg laugh" I mean, obviously, "fry an egg."
There, clear.
Ale, take courage to tell a joke.
HAPPY DAYS
 
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From the "blackout" can not go into my publications to correct errors, not that cognac has gone but my password is not accepted.
So I note here that in the joke of the numerary assistant, where it says "an egg laugh" I mean, obviously, "fry an egg."
Comes a poor Torreciudad and see so much wealth that it takes a ticket 5 euros, which had given alms in the day, and opening the door of the shrine, begins to move it from side to side, suddenly comes a blizzard tore the ticket and dragging to the magnificent front altarpiece to a height inaccessible.
A man who had seen the whole maneuver beggar approaches him and asks:
- Can you tell me, my good man, why you moved this bill?
"I just have said that" money attracts money "and was testing to see if anything appealed to me the wealth of their abundance here.
"Poor ignorant," said the observer clear that "money attracts money", but always dragging the side that has more power.
There, clear.
Ale, take courage to tell a joke.
HAPPY DAYS
 
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Is the distributor of butane in the street when, from the balcony of a fifth floor without elevator, a mischievous parrot, imitating the voice of his owner, asks five bottles.
Meanwhile, the aforementioned lady (who's Opus) and is praying the rosary, thinks he hears his own voice in the balcony, but as something impossible, is saying his prayers.
The butanero up on the shoulders, the first heavy bottle, left by the door, go down to the second, get the third, then fourth and finally, and already out of breath, stop at the fifth alongside other and rings the bell.
The lady, who is fourth in the third mystery Ave Maria Gloria, stopped in St. Ma .., and heads for the door.
"Here's the butane has asked me. "He says the sweaty man.
- "Butane?! exclaims the woman surprised I have not asked for butane.
"Then who was it?
"Probably my parrot to imitate my voice known.
The man's wife away to the door, goes to the terrace, take a hammer and some bald, spreading the wings of the bird in a cross, was nailed to the wall.
"Okay," says the owner, addressing the animal behave so badly by three days will be well.
When left alone, says the parrot on the opposite wall is a crucifix with their respective Jesus Christ.
- How long have you been there? he asks.
"Two thousand years," he says.
That long?, Since you asked how many bottles?
  
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25 December de 2002 at 20:54:39
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hello 37
soy ana, we have long for the forums, but not as send an e-mail.
you could write your email address, or send one to me?
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Hi Anne, I sent you an Email, but if you have not received, this is my address:
amapolay37@yahoo.com.ar
Hugs, chao.
 
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In a coexistence, two Fellows begin a dialogue, and exchanging data conclude that both played the violin.
"But," says one, (which incidentally is called Blas) - leaving modesty aside, I'm the best violinist in the world because, just think: one day he was giving a concert in Torreciudad, so I went to the Virgin requetebién began to mourn.
"That's nothing," adds the other-imagine: I was playing a melody of Weber Molinoviejo, when suddenly, I see that the Christ is unpinned his cross and turning to me, puts his hand on my shoulder and says, "You really play the violin well, and not believed to mourn Blas did my Mother."
HAPPY NEW YEAR
  
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-Mom, why are you so fat belly? asks the eighteenth child of a supernumerary.
"Because I've been drinking lots of water," she replied.
"Well, my little brother out there, that may cause choking.
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-My lords say that as members of Opus Dei are poor, and it must be true because everything they have given: the crockery is of a certain Bavaria, glassware from Murano and costumes of a certain Mr Lino.
 
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-Mom, because Dad does not spit in balloons like the ones my friend Howie is in the room with their parents.
"Because we are of Opus Dei.
"Oh, and do not have the saliva?
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-Ay, madam. The other day numerary who both know you were talking about me.
- What you say about me?
"Nothing. I spoke to you to make the difference between a lady and a numerary assistant.
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08 January de 2003 at 19:17:11
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- Ay, ma'am. The other day numerary who both know you were talking about me.
- What you say about me?
"Nothing. I spoke to you to make the difference between a lady and a numerary assistant.
Amapola
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En el chiste anterior a éste, quise decir: ¿Y los del Opus no tienen saliva? |
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"Mom what does Opus Dei?
"Work of God, my son.
"I knew God was a mason.
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A supernumerary was praying the rosary while walking in the garden of his home when he passed the window of the room, he realizes that one of his sons is verging with the white front wall markers. Then, rushes into the courtroom and chastised the author of graffiti: "Berteddu, I said many times that is not painted on the wall.
"It was Evaristo, Mom has been Evaristo. "He said the boy pointing to one of his brothers.
- Do not you know that is very wrong to blame the misdeeds of one another? "says the woman," Who did you learn that?
"Of the Opus.
- What the Opus?
"Yes, because grandma said that a certain Rubio was white gloves and carried a jug of money from the bank in Spain, other bees that had made a hole I do not know how many millions, and your" brothers "in Opus you stolen, to you and lots of people, money, wealth and lives and, you know what, say it is not their own doing it is: Work of God.
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How does look like a Christmas tree and a cash?
They both have ornamental balls. |
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A cash was in class, in college, and the teacher asks:
- So, you might remind the debtor class features mancumando?
And the cash responds:
- Before I would have to consult with my director. |
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